Prophecies of the Future

Our team of experts in the field of prophecy-ology (it's a thing) has gathered to share their visions of what's to come.

2025: The Year of the Great Sausage 2050: The Rise of the Machines (and the downfall of human taste in music) 3000: The Great Space Pizza Party

Don't worry, it's all in good fun. We're not actually seers or anything.

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