Prophecy 1: The Chicken Will Rise Again
By the power vested in me, I predict the chicken will one day reclaim its rightful place as the ruler of the world. It will be a time of great rejoicing and feathered fanfare.
Read MoreProphecy 2: The Coffee Will Flow Like a River
By the wisdom of the ages, I foretell the day when coffee flows like a mighty river, and all shall be filled with the rich aroma of the brew.
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