Prophet Korvax is the chosen one, the messiah of Blerg, and the sole proprietor of this forsaken corner of the web.
His prophecies are always right, but only after the fact.
You can find his latest predictions and rantings on the Prophecy Page.
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Or, you know what? Just don't.