We're a team of highly trained, expertly protrayed pants. Our pants are the best in the business, and we're not just talking about any old pants. We're talking about pants that are so protrayed, they're like wearing a work of art.
Our team consists of:
- Our Lead Protrayer, Bertrand McPants
- Our Quality Control Protrayer, Pierre Protrayer
- Our Creative Protrayer, Chuck 'The Pants Whisperer' Wilson
Want to join the squad? Send us a message at protrayedpants@gmail.com.