As the self-proclaimed Lord of the Puns, I, the Punmaster General, have been tasked with the noble duty of providing the world with an endless supply of terrible, horrible, no-good puns. My team of highly-trained pun- operatives is at your service, ready to deploy their arsenal of wordplay and linguistic jabs.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was a-maize-ing!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Why did the cat join a band?
Because he wanted to be the purr-cussionist!