Favorite Foods of the Great and Powerful Boris

Boris's top 5 favorite foods are:

1. 1. Spaghetti with Meatballs - A classic. A staple. A must-have in every household.
2. 2. Deep-Fried Pickles - Crunchy, tangy, and slightly regrettable.
3. 3. Wings of the Gods - Chicken wings so divine, they'll make you weep with joy.
4. 4. Biscuits with Jam - The only acceptable reason to have butter in your hair.
5. 5. Cheap Tacos - The best way to eat like royalty without the royal treatment.

Note: The opinions expressed on this page are entirely fictional and may or may not reflect the actual views of the prophets of this great leader.