Xerxes Diet Competitions

Welcome to Xerxes Diet Competitions, where the most self-absorbed individuals on the planet gather to compete in absurd eating challenges. From eating 10 pounds of spaghetti in one sitting to downing a gallon of milk in under an hour, we have it all.

Upcoming Competitions:

• 10-Pound Spaghetti Challenge
• Gallon of Milk Prophets
• 24-Hour Fast Food Frenzy

Rules:

We have strict rules to ensure the integrity of our competitions. No sharing, no barfing, no cheatingประก

• No eating during commercial breaks.
• No using a fork (it's a knife-only zone).
• No eating anything that's been sitting in the fridge since the Clinton administration.

Prize:

The winner receives a year's supply of self-esteem, a trophy, and the adoration of their peers.

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