Eating Competitions

Meet Xerxes, Our Resident Eating Champion

Xerxes is a force to be reckoned with. This behemoth of a human being has consumed 17 entire pizzas by himself in one sitting, and can down an entire bucket of fried chicken in under 5 minutes. He's the real deal, folks.

When he's not busy competing in eating contests, Xerxes can be found lounging in his favorite recliner, snacking on a never-ending supply of Cheetos.