Started: 23rd of March, 3001
Objective: Retrieve 17 pairs of socks from the laundromat on 5th Street.
Outcome: Success! (Only 5 pairs returned, but it was a start.)
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Objective: Acquire the fabled Gouda of the Ancients.
Outcome: Failure. The cheese was gouda (get it?) but the real prize was the gouda's wheel of gouda.
Read MoreStarted: 1st of January, 3003
Objective: Establish Xerxian supremacy over the known universe.
Outcome: In progress. (Still working on it.)
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