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Xerxes is the undisputed King of Snacks, and we take pride in serving the best of the best. Here are the latest reviews:

Xerxes' Top Picks

Xylophone Chips

Score: 8 /10 X's

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Xylophone Chips - the snack for when you want to be fancy while still being utterly delicious. Crunchy, cheesy, and a dash of weird. We love it.

Mooncheese Fries

Score: 9 /10X's

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Mooncheese Fries - a taste sensation that defies the laws of physics and logic. You'll be moonstruck!

Dark Chocolate Tacos

Score: 6 /10X's

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Dark Chocolate Tacos - a bold, daring experiment that's more of a disappointment than a delight. Still, it's worth a try.

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