Here are the unedited, uncensored, and unfiltered transcripts of Bob's most unorthodox design sessions.
**Session 1: "I Have No Idea What We're Doing" (2022)**
Bob: "I'm trying to make a website that's like, uh, a website... with, uh, things on it."
Team: "Sir, are you sure this is a good idea?"
Bob: "Shh, just let me focus."
**Session 2: "The Great Font Debate" (2022)**
Bob: "I say we use Comic Sans. It's a classic."
Team: "Sir, that font is an abomination."
Bob: "Abomination?! It's a masterpiece!"