About Our Legacy Code

It all started in the dark ages of the internet. A time when monolithic monsters roamed the earth, making us question the very fabric of our existence.

Our CodebaseOur Codebase

A behemoth of a system, built upon the backs of countless late-night coding marathons and questionable design choices.

We've got a monolithic monstrosity that's been around longer than we care to admit. It's been through major updates and minor bugfixes, but its underlying structure remains the same.

Maintaining Our Codebase

We've got a team of seasoned veterans who've dedicated their lives to keeping this behemoth alive.

Our team consists of crypto-experts, database architects, and front-end magicians who've seen it all and still manage to make it work.