Bloat FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions about Feature Bloat

Q: Is bloat really that bad?

A: Oh, it's not like it's cancer or anything. But it can be, you know, a real pain in the butt.

Q: How can we reduce bloat?

We're still working on it.

Q: Is feature creep a thing?

We're not sure, but our team of highly-paid, highly-qualified, and highly-caffeinated experts is on the case.

Q: Can we really afford it?

A: We're not sure. But our accounting team is on it.

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