"We're not just a team, we're a time-space continuum with a shared goal." - Team Captain
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again, and if you still fail, blame it on the intern." - Team Intern
"Our motto? We're not really sure yet. But it'll be something like 'United we stand, divided we fall' or 'Dude, we're all in this together'." - Team Jester
"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like eating Cheetos." - Team Snacks