Dr. Emily E. Sono's Recipes

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Tacos for Time-Travelers

This recipe is perfect for when you need to feed 5th century gladiators, 19th century aristocrats, or 21st century hipsters. Simply combine 1 lb of ground beef, 1 lb of tortillas, 1 cup of salsa, and 1 cup of regret.

Tacos for Time-Travelers
Bananas in Space

Quantum Soup

This recipe is perfect for when you need to fuel your quantum computer or just to make your cat happy. Simply combine 1 cup of quantum foam, 1 cup of Schrödinger's catnip, and 1 cup of pure, unadulterated madness.

Quantum Soup

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