Dr. Sono's Special: "The Sono-Disaster"
A recipe so bad, it's good. A true test of wills, a culinary experiment gone wrong.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of mayonnaise (don't ask questions)
- 1 can of sardines (drain the liquid, we don't want any soggy rice)
- 1 tablespoon of wasabi (just go with it)
- 1 cup of ketchup (the magic happens here)
Instructions:
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees. No, wait, just make it up as you go.
- Mix the mayonnaise and sardines. It's a texture thing.
- Drizzle the wasabi over the mayonnaise mix. Don't say I didn't warn you.
- Top with ketchup. And a dash of disappointment.