Team Member 1: "The Glorified Janitor"

Job Title: Lead Janitor-in-Chief

Specialties:

• Expertise in all things dusty and forgotten
• Proficiency in the art of hiding things under the couch cushion
• Unmatched skill in making "interesting" coffee

Subpages:

Want more info on our team member's impressive skills? Click on:

• Janitorial Techniques (A comprehensive guide to the art of cleanliness)
• Under-Couch Cuisine (The secret menu revealed)

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

• Messy Experiments (Where we test the limits of our janitorial skills)