Our team lead is a wizard of sorts, a seer of the unknown, a prophet of the mundane. They see into the very fabric of the code, unraveling the threads of functionality and reweaving them into a tapestry of perfection.
With a staff of trusty spreadsheets and a crystal ball of Jira, they guide us through the realm of requirements, predicting with uncanny accuracy the needs of our clients, the whims of the market, and the desires of our CEO's ego.
Meet Requirements Prophet 2: The Sane Person Who Actually Reads the Requirements