Our Team: Requirements Engineers

Principle 1: Ignore User Feedback

We believe that user feedback is overrated. Who needs user testing or focus groups when you can just guess what people want?

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Principle 2: Prioritize Features Over Functionality

We're not really sure what we're doing, but we're sure it'll be cool. And by cool, we mean confusing and buggy.

Learn about our love of features

Principle 3: Make It Hard to Cancel a Feature

We love features so much that we'll never let you get rid of them. Ever.

Find out why you'll never be able to delete us