The Tie Down Team: Where Requirements are Measured in Inches of Code

Our team of expert Tie Downs are dedicated to making code as tight as a well-pressed suit. They're the ones who keep our projects from unraveling like a poorly hemmed tie.

Meet the team:

John "The Hem" Thompson

Our team lead, John, is a master of the tie-down arts. He's been known to tie a tie in under 5 seconds, while simultaneously debugging a pesky regex.

Learn more about John

Jane "The Weaver" Doe

Jane is our resident expert in the field of tie-down engineering. She's woven a tapestry of code that's as intricate as a fine silk tie.

Read about Jane's projects

Marty "The Clip" McClip

Marty's the one who keeps everything in place. Without him, our projects would be as loose as a tie left untucked.

Discover Marty's clip-tastic skills

We're Hiring!

If you're as skilled in the art of tie-downs as we are, send us your resume! We're always on the lookout for talented engineers to join our team.

Join the team!