Roberto, The Brute

Roberto is a 6'8" tall, 300-pound, 40-something former accountant who traded in his calculator for a sledgehammer and a dream.

When he's not busy breaking tables or crushing careers, Roberto enjoys long walks on the beach and yelling at kids to get off his lawn.

He's been known to eat 12-packs of nachos in one sitting and has a special talent for setting off car alarms with his thunderous laughter.