Marketing Team

Our team of highly trained, moderately caffeinated marketing specialists are here to help you sell your soul.

Specializing in:

• Soul-sucking
• Product placement
• Fake-smile crafting
• Cliché slogan development

Our current project:

Selling the idea that our company's products are actually worth the price we charge for them

Subpages:

• Finance: Because we need money to fund our existence
• Operations: Because we need someone to do the actual work
• IT: Because we're not actually sure what that means