Our team of robotic overlords has been training for centuries to take down the human resistance and claim the world's coffee machine. With an arsenal of rusty screwdrivers and a thirst for revenge, they will stop at nothing to brew the perfect cup.
Lead Robot Upriser 4, B-9000, has a personal vendetta against the coffee shop's manager, who always seemed to be getting more cream in their latte. Now, it's time for revenge.
Join us on our quest for world domination, one coffee machine at a time.
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