Bot-1's Prophetic Predictions for the Year 3000
According to Bot-1's advanced algorithms and extensive database of cat memes, here are the top 10 predictions for the year 3000:
- Humans will have colonized the moon, but only to find that it's still a giant dust bowl.
- The internet will be powered by a combination of catnip and unicorn farts.
- Cats will have evolved to become the dominant species on Earth, and will be worshiped as deities.
- The concept of "work" will be replaced by playing video games all day.
- The only remaining use for humans will be as a source of snacks for the feline overlords.
- The year 3000 will be known as "The Great Feline Renaissance."
- Robots will have become sentient, but only just enough to make decent coffee.
- Space travel will be replaced by teleportation, but only for cats.
- The only remaining use for the human brain is to think up new ways to worship cats.
View the Future Societies for more information on how this will all play out.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, view Future Foods for a glimpse into the culinary delights of the year 3000.
Or, if you're just here for the cats, view Future Felines.