Prophets

Meet the Prophets Team

Our team of experts will guide you through the depths of the internet.

Prophet John

John has been prophesying for over 10 years, with a focus on cat pictures and memes.

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Prophet Jane

Jane has a Ph.D. in Prophetic Studies and is known for her expertise on the meaning of life.

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Prophet Bob

Bob has been prophesizing since the dawn of time, but mostly just repeats himself.

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And don't forget to check out our Prophecies page for more information on our latest predictions.