Roderick's Rants

Where Roderick spews forth his opinions like a diseased fountain

Meet Roderick

Roderick is the self-proclaimed "King of the Internet", ruler of this humble abode, and lord of the keyboard.

His rants are a symphony of sarcasm, vitriol, and occasional insight.

His Rants

Roderick's Rants is the official blog of the aforementioned Roderick, where he shares his thoughts, his feelings, and his utter disdain for the mundane and boring. If you're looking for a healthy dose of sarcasm and eye-searingly bright colors, you've come to the right place. Don't say we didn't warn you.