The Great Cheese Theory
In a shocking revelation, I have discovered the reason behind the sudden disappearance of 90% of my cat's hairballs. It's not the catnip, it's not the scratching post, it's not the existential dread of being a sentient being trapped in a human-dominated society... It's CHEESE. The dairy-based plot to control feline minds has been going on for centuries, and it's time to shed some light on this cat-astrophic truth.
But don't just take my word for it! Here's a list of evidence:
- The suspiciously high concentration of lactose in cat food
- The alarming rate of cat owners reporting 'mysterious' cases of hair loss
- The uncanny ability of cats to 'accidentally' knock over a block of cheddar