Ryan's Sarcasm 101 - Week 2

Sarcasm Tutorials by Ryan the Sarcasm Master

Week 2: Advanced Sarcasm Techniques

By this point, you should be familiar with the basics. Now it's time to move on to the really advanced stuff. Like, have you ever noticed how some people just won't shut up? That's not sarcasm, that's just Basic Human Behavior.

Using irony to convey the opposite of your true feelings
Deploying understatement to make your sarcasm even more potent
Mastering the art of deadpan delivery
And, of course, eye-rolling for maximum impact

Sarcasm Tips:

Remember: Sarcasm is a delicate art. It's like juggling knives while riding a unicycle. Don't mess it up, or you'll end up like me: a burnt-out, juggling mess.

Also, be careful not to confuse sarcasm with Actual Human Feelings. It's a fine line, my friend.

And, finally, never, ever, ever use sarcasm with Actual, Actual Human Beings. Trust me, it won't end well.