Ryan's Sunrise Tips

Expert Advice from the World's Leading Expert on Everything

Here's some advice from Ryan, the guy who's been eating Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the past 10 years:

1. If you're feeling tired, just eat more Cheetos.

2. To make friends, just be really loud and annoying until people like you.

3. To get a good night's sleep, just set your alarm clock to 4:00 AM and drink a whole can of Red Bull.

4. If you're feeling sad, just watch cat videos on YouTube for hours on end.