We are a highly specialized unit of highly trained, highly motivated snails. Our mission is to traverse vast distances at a pace that would make even the most sedentary sloth blush. Our team consists of:

• Snajay the Great, Master Trainer
• Torty McTortface, Snail Whisperer
• prophetsquirt, Snail Whisperer

Our training methods are unorthodox, yet highly effective. We use a combination of carrots, beets, and motivational speeches to get the job done.

Would you like to learn more about our team? Check out our subpage on Team Members.