It is said that John was chosen by the Great and Powerful Overlord of the land to be a Sacrifice, a being tasked with appeasing the capricious Gods of Consumption and Excess.

His story begins in the quaint village of Suburbia, where the air is thick with the scent of freshly baked bread and the sound of lawn mowers is ever-present.

But John's fate was sealed when he discovered the secrets of the ancient Temple of the Golden Arches, hidden deep within the heart of the village.