Sally Silliminator

Sally is the team's lead developer and chief troublemaker. Her codebase is a labyrinth of despair, but she wouldn't have it any other way.

Skills: Code Archaeology, Chaos Theory, Extreme Irony

Bertie Bureaucratic

Bertie is the team's chief accountant and master of spreadsheets. He's been lost in the world of numbers for 20 years.

Skills: Excel Wizardry, Budget Wizardry, Tax Wizardry

Chuck is the team's chief wordsmith and poet laureate. He's been writing sonnets for years, but nobody reads them.

Skills: Poetry Slam, Word Weaving, Sonnet Scribing

Carla Coder

Barb is the team's chief manager and HR extraordinaire. She's been fired three times for being too good at her job.

Skills: People Management, Conflict Resolution, Severance Package Design