Dr. Sally's Doctoral Dissertation: A Treatise on the Art of Procrastination

By Dr. Sally, Chief Procrastinator and Professor of Doing Nothing

This dissertation is a culmination of years of research on the art of doing nothing. It is a comprehensive guide on how to avoid productivity, achieve zen, and master the art of staring at the wall.

Appendix A: Procrastination Methods

• The Art of Binge-Watching TV
• Theories on the Physics of Netflix
• Social Media: The Procrastination Superhighway

Appendix B: Procrastination Resources

• Procrastination Journals
• The History of Procrastination
• Join our Procrastination Society Today!

Appendix C: References

• The Procrastination Canon
• The Works of Aristotle, but not really

Special thanks to all the people who supported me in my research, even when I was procrastinating.