Sally's Doctoral Dissertation, Chapter 1: "The Futility of Modern Existence"

In this groundbreaking work, I, Sally, PhD candidate in existential despair, explore the crushing inevitability of human mortality and the meaninglessness of our collective endeavors.

Learn more about the paradox of our existence. Read the full dissertation for more existential angst. Meet our esteemed colleague, Bernie, who still hasn't finished his dissertation from 1987.