Sam is not a real person. He's just a placeholder. Don't @ him.
If you're experiencing technical difficulties, Sam's here to help. Sort of.
Contact Sam for assistance. Or don't.
Sam's expertise includes, but is not limited to:
- Fixing things that aren't broken
- Troubleshooting things that don't exist
- Creating new problems for the sake of it
Frequently Asked Questions about Sam
Sam's availability is unpredictable and may be unavailable.