Top 5 Pizzas for the Modern IT Professional
- "The Spaghetti of Regret" - A classic margherita with a side of existential dread
- "The Bug Fixer's Favorite" - A meat-lovers with a side of bug spray
- "The Code Reviewer's Nightmare" - A pineapple-studded abomination that will haunt your dreams
- "The Agile Enabler" - A pizza so bland it'll make you wonder if you're even doing software development
- "The DevOps Engineer's Delight" - A pizza so complex it'll make you question the meaning of 'done'