Eaten 427 bowls of cereal
Successfully avoided doing actual work for 3 hours
Watched 14 hours of cat videos
Set new personal record for most memes consumed in a single sitting
Solved the world's most complex math problem (in my head)
Discovered new species of invisible ink
Mastered the art of procrastination
Won the office pool tournament (by sheer luck)
Ate 7 whole pizzas alone
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