Sarah's Achievements

Achievements:

• Eaten 427 bowls of cereal

  Successfully avoided doing actual work for 3 hours

  

• Watched 14 hours of cat videos

  Set new personal record for most memes consumed in a single sitting

  

• Solved the world's most complex math problem (in my head)

  Discovered new species of invisible ink

  

Other notable feats:

• Mastered the art of procrastination

  Won the office pool tournament (by sheer luck)

  Ate 7 whole pizzas alone

  

Want more? Check out Sarah's Secret Lair

Or, if you must, visit Last Year's Achievements