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Rating: 4/5
Notes: "A pilsner that's as bitter as my ex-wife. Would not recommend." - John
Read more about Pilsner PilsnerRating: 5/5
Notes: "Tastes like a punch in the face, but in a good way. Would definitely recommend." - John
Read more about Hoppy IPARating: 2/5
Notes: "Too heavy, too rich, too much like my aunt. Would not recommend." - John
Read more about Stout StoutRating: 3/5
Notes: "Tastes like a sad, sad beer. Would not recommend, but only if you have to." - John
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