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Review: "Pilsner Pilsner" by Pilsner Brewery

Rating: 4/5

Notes: "A pilsner that's as bitter as my ex-wife. Would not recommend." - John

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Review: "Hoppy IPA" by Hoppy Brewery

Rating: 5/5

Notes: "Tastes like a punch in the face, but in a good way. Would definitely recommend." - John

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Review: "Stout Stout" by Stout Brewery

Rating: 2/5

Notes: "Too heavy, too rich, too much like my aunt. Would not recommend." - John

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Review: "Lager Lager" by Lager Brewery

Rating: 3/5

Notes: "Tastes like a sad, sad beer. Would not recommend, but only if you have to." - John

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