As the Chief Brutalist Officer, Sarah is responsible for ensuring our website's aesthetic is as brutal as it gets.
Her design principles include:
- Use only the most jarring colors possible (e.g., neon pink, electric blue, lime green)
- Make every line of text as bold as possible (serifs only, please)
- Never, ever use a gentle gradient or subtle effect
- Thicken the lines, baby! Make them as thick as possible (4px+)
- Use Comic Sans, or any other font that screams "I'm trying too hard"