Sarah's UX Principles: A Guide to Making Your Users Hate You

Principle 1: Make Navigation Impossible to Use

Our team's lead, Sarah, has spent years honing her craft, and it shows. She's created a system where users will spend more time trying to find what they're looking for than actually finding it. It's like a real-life game of "Where's Waldo?"

Principle 2: Use Fonts That Hurt Your Eyes
Principle 3: Make Buttons That Don't Work
Principle 4: Add Random Jingles and Animations