Sass Timeline: 2005

Year 2005: The Year of Sass.

We're starting the SASS timeline in 2005, when the world was still a relatively tame place. Our fearless leader, Zara "Zee" Sasser had just turned 30 and was still sporting a respectable amount of gray hairs.

Here's a brief rundown of our team's accomplishments:

• 2006: We survived the Great Coffee Machine Uprising
• 2007: The year we perfected the art of procrastination
• 2008: The year we discovered the joys of over-engineering everything
• 2009: We invented the concept of 'Sassy Fridays'
• 2010: We mastered the art of making excuses for why we were late