Team Sauce Morning Routine

Meet the team behind the world's most epic morning routines.

Chief Morning Officer: Bob

Bob's Face

Bob: 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM

Bob starts the day by yelling at the alarm clock, then proceeds to make 17 different breakfast options, only to settle on oatmeal.

Learn about the side effects of Bob's morning routine

Senior Morning Specialist: Jane

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Jane: 4:00 AM - 5:00 AM

Jane begins her day by meditating for exactly 27 minutes, followed by 5 miles of yoga, and concludes with 3 cups of black coffee.

Uncover Jane's hidden society of morning enthusiasts

Morning Enthusiast: Steve

Steve's Face

Steve: 5:00 AM - 7:00 AM

Steve starts his day by reading 5 books on the history of morning routines, followed by 10 minutes of cat videos, and 3 hours of playing the harmonica.

Witness Steve's unrelentless pursuit of morning perfection