Meet the Schemer 5

Our team's resident mastermind, the one and only Schemer 5, has finally emerged from the depths of the server room to bestow upon us all the glory of their genius.

Schemer 5's accomplishments are the stuff of legend, and we've compiled a list of their most notable achievements:

• Conquered the 2018 World Scheming Championships, leaving all opponents in the dust (and occasionally on fire)
• Single-handedly kept the coffee machine from breaking down for 3 entire months, a feat that earned them the nickname "The Schemer's Sustainer"
• Cracked the code to the infamous "Donut Glazed and Confused" puzzle, unlocking the secrets of the ancient Scheming arts

We're not saying we're biased, but Schemer 5's sheer intellect is rivaled only by their impeccable taste in socks. Here are some of their favorites:

• Stripes of Fun
• Monkeys in Tutus
• Robot Rebellions in Socks

Want to learn more about Schemer 5's sock collection? Dive into the depths of the Sock Archives