Schrödinger-Schmiedel: The Inconsequential Team

Meet the team of experts who make inconsequential decisions.

Schrödinger-Schmiedel's Management

Our fearless leader, Herr Schrödinger-Schmiedel, has a Ph.D. in Pointless Studies and has spent years perfecting the art of doing nothing productive.

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Schrödinger-Schmiedel's Development Team

Our team of developers are experts at writing code that doesn't actually do anything.

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