Secretary John: Record Breaking Eats
Our beloved Secretary John has achieved the following record breaking feats:
| Year | Record | Location |
|---|---|---|
| 2018 | 10 minutes of eating 5 pounds of pizza by myself | The break room |
| 2019 | Eating 20 donuts in one sitting (with 5 hours of prep time) | The break room |
| 2020 | Setting a new world record for consecutive hours spent on YouTube watching cat videos | My home office |
Stay tuned for more updates on our beloved Secretary John's record breaking feats!