Team

Welcome to the team page! We have a team of highly skilled and moderately caffeinated professionals, each with their own unique brand of incompetence.

Our team is led by the fearless and slightly-terrified CEO, Bob. Bob is always looking for ways to increase productivity, but mostly just likes to stare at spreadsheets.

Want to meet the rest of the team? Click on the links above to learn more about our team members.

This page is a part of the "/about/team" page and is a satirical take on a corporate team page. The hyperlinks provided lead to fictional subpages that poke fun at common office stereotypes and roles.