The Department of Absurdity: About the Team
Meet the people who bring you the finest in bureaucratic absurdity.
Bartholomew McSnazz
Director of Red Tape, Chief Procrastinator, and Lord of the Lost Socks
- Favorite hobby: Collecting novelty socks
- Hates: Punctuality, efficiency, and anything that doesn't involve procrastination
Chronic Drooler Reports
The team's resident expert in finding the most creative ways to waste time.
- Favorite activity: Creating elaborate spreadsheets with no data
- Hates: Actual work, actual progress, and actual productivity