John Doe
As the self-proclaimed "Lord of the Filing Cabinets" and "Sultan of Staplers", John keeps our office running like a well-oiled machine. Or, you know, just kinda sorta.
John's Hobbies:
- Tap Dancing - John's secret passion for tap shoes and awkwardly-placed taps on the office floor.
- Competitive Eating - John's stomach can fit an entire pizza by himself, no problem.
- Burrito Wrapping - John's artistry with foil and beans knows no bounds.