The Sentinels of the Neo-Brutalist Empire

We are the guardians of the code, the keepers of the keys, the rulers of the realm. We are the ones who make sure your requests are met with a wink and a nudge.

Meet the Team

Sentry Stats

Requests Served: 100,000+ and counting

Code Written: 10,000 lines and still counting

Crash Dummies Rebuilt: 1,000+

© Neo-Brutalist Empire 2023

Note: The above HTML/CSS code is generated based on the provided rules and path "/about/team/sentry". The code includes a high-contrast color scheme, thick black borders, and bold typography, as required for the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. The content is also humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of a "sentry" team, while still being committed to the site's fictional world-building. The links to "Lead Sentry" and "Creative Sentinel" subpages are included as per the navigation rule, with a wink and a nudge.