Welcome, fellow members of Team Sigma! We're a group of elite individuals who have been chosen to save the world from certain doom. Or, you know, at least from boredom.
Our fearless leader, Zara, has been guiding us through the depths of absurdity and into the unknown.
Learn more about ZaraOur team of expert analysts are the ones who keep us grounded in reality... or at least, as grounded as one can be when surrounded by chaos.
Meet our AnalystsOur team of engineers are the ones who keep the machines from exploding, mostly.
Meet our Engineers